Thursday, September 6, 2018

A Model for Joking and Well-Wishing pg. 2




A Model For Joking and Well-Wishing
As many flies and mosquitoes as are raised in summer
As many pills as people take in the world
As many pennies as go from hand to hand yearly
As many percentages as the usurer takes in his lifetime
As many hairs as are on a donkey and leaves on an oak
As many ugly (i.e. harsh) tongues as there are in a quarrelsome old woman’s mouth
As many crabs and snails as the ocean’s water covers
As many fashions as change for people in a lunatic [asylum]
Finally, as many fish as there are in the sea: That many, and no more years of life I wish you, and that many thousands
            My Dear Girlfriend!
There is not a word in the Luck[1] dialect
With which I, today, about your health
Would be able, with a sigh, to beseech God
May everything that is in the world
Bring happiness, sweeten life
Everything that gives rise to prosperity
May God weave for you into one happiness.[2]




[1] Luck, Ukrainian spelling Lutsk, is a fairly good-sized city in modern-day northwest Ukraine.
[2] Or “good fortune”

1 comment:

  1. So many prayers were ascended to Heaven on behalf of Grammy Gera...no wonder she lived such a long life.

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